Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Not Attending The IPC Expo

Continuing on in the "TOP TEN" genre...hopefully this one is funnier than the last one :-)

10. Really...how much different can THIS year's drill machines be?
9. I typically drink WAY too much cappuccino at the Orbotech booth.
8. I hate pretending I understand what one of those German engineers is talking about.
7. I've already been to Disneyland.
6. I don't drink beer...anymore.
5. "Networking" gives me a headache.
4. I've already got a closet full of stress-balls and light-up pens.
3. Nobody is paying my way.
2. So I don't have to deal with the "namebadge-glance-smile-handshake".
1. Because nobody told me I HAD to be there!